Current Nickname: 563902
| i stayed in a really old hotel last night. they se... | |
| eighty percent of married men cheat in america. th... | |
| never go to bed mad. stay up and fight... | |
| my psychiatrist told me i'm going crazy. i told hi... | |
| my wife made me join a bridge club. i jump off nex... | |
| time is god's way to keep everything from happenin... | |
| marriage is not a word; it is a sentence... | |
| on a tombstone: "i told you i was sick"... | |
| half of the people in the world are below average... | |
| don't be so humble - you are not that great... | |
| i don't have a drinking problem. i drink. i get dr... | |
| i'm not cynical. just experienced. ... | |
| when choosing between two evils, i always like to ... | |
| you have a right to your opinions. i just don't wa... | |
| sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. ... |
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